Aug 25, 2009

13 Inch Cut Vietnamese (Sub)

Tiem Banh Dong Khanh

1196 Kingsway
Vancouver, BC V5V 3C8
(604) 875-3394

Of all the phallically shaped objects to enter my mouth, the 13 inch subs over at Dong’s are my favorite in terms of value and proximity to my bedroom. For $3.00 you can fill yourself up to the limit with freshly baked baguettes, lemon grass chicken, vermicelli, pickled vegetables, jalapeno peppers and fresh cilantro. My only complaint is that despite my eagerness to take the entirety of Dong’s speciality into my mouth, it hit the metaphorical back of my cervix about 3/4ths of the way in. If you also share my complaint of being too small and tight they have a selection of gooey pastries that’re definitely a satisfying alternative to being impaled with carbohydrates.

Rating:

3 food babies out of 5

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