in my mouth all the time

the reef

The Reef

1018 Commercial Drive
Vancouver, BC V5L 3W9
(604) 568-5375‎

Among hip-hop abs, huge cocks and R Kelly, today is the proud day I get to add “Food” to the List Of Things I Love About Black People. Some bitches & hoes (& myself) hit up The Reef to get a real taste of the Caribbean, but we knew we were in for a treat when a hot bod’d black bro whipped out his steamy and buttery bread balls. He knew his delicate rounds might be a bit overwhelming to deep throat without any lubrication, so he brought us a pitcher of mojitos to keep our throats at an optimal swallowing state. I swear those were his intentions cuz when entrees rolled in, he was all too quick in whipping out 12 inches of what he called “fresh ground pepper.” The slang they come up with nowadays…

Rating:

4 food babies out of 5

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Avocado Milkshake

Among all of the things i like to insert into my facial orifice, avocados remain an exotic summer favorite. Their rich, buttery and malleable texture makes it easy to spread, split, sandwhich or blend into a creamy mixture that slides effortlessly down your throat. I’ve tasted avocado milkshakes in the past and, after witnessing recession-rate prices at the local rat-infested produce market, decided to attempt to make my own.

You Need:

1. one delicious avocado
2. milk
3. honey
4. some ice cubes

Blend all that shit together and you have something that resembles the depicted consistency of cream of wheat in this movie. The only thing I regret about this beverage is that it impregnates me with a food baby before satisfying my thirst.

Rating:

^{3 out of 5 food-babies}

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Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

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